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| Two Vampires in Hogwarts |
| by DarknessZ |
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Two Vampires in Hogwarts ***Chapter Two: Hogwarts Express*** -Masta, we’re here! -I can see, thank you! And where the f*** is that dumb platform? -Maybe in-between? -Well it’s easy to check – Alucard goes through the wall. Victoria remains outside. Even in this crazy place, people were staring at her. You must agree that people that go through walls can be excused, but a girl with a really long case and 2 coffins cannot be ignored. Suddenly a hand came out of the wall and pulled Seras in. -Oh! A red train! Cool! - (sarcastically) yeah, it really brings up your eyes, police girl…. Victoria didn’t get the joke and went to look for an empty compartment -Police Girl! -Wha? -What’s in that knapsack? -An encyclopedia… -What encyclopedia??? -A big one! “What_a_retard_...” – Alucard thought trying to remember his joke. You can’t even make fun of her, she’s so dumb, and it’s not even funny… He came in his compartment, dropped the coffins and Victoria’s Harkonnen on the empty seat near Seras adding it to the picture of her, trying to read a huge encyclopedia volume. “I should’ve given her something that easier to read…” Suddenly three teens squeezed in compartment, between the coffins and the Harkonnen. Alucard started staring at them VERY closely. They were quietly chatting. One girl was talking without stopping, the guys – red haired and a nerdish looking one were listening to her. “Looks like Integra in her childhood” – Alucard thought – “She too loved to book everyone who was near.” The children became quiet and stared at the vampire: -Are you the new teacher? -Maybe… -My name is Hermione Granger, I’m the best student, and I know everything! (Then, for about half an hour there was an unstoppable flow of information going out the girl’s mouth about some wands and spells) Then suddenly Victoria put her head up and looked at the talking without stopping geek. Then, Seras said a word, just one word that have stunned everyone, even Alucard - Synchrophasotron… …and continued reading. After being stunned for about half an hour, the nerdish looking boy said: -What is your name, sir? -Alucard… -And mine is Harry Potter -…congratulations………………………………… The trio has exchanged amazed glances. Then, the door of the compartment has opened. There was a white haired sniveler and two others standing. Alucard’s hand started reaching for the Jackal. The boy looked just like Anderson and Maxwell. Two in one dammit…. -Who is this guy? – asked the boy with lots of scorn in his voice -This is Professor Alucard! When heard “professor Alucard”, Victoria fell on the floor and started laughing insanely. Alucard cried, grabbed everyone and kicked them out of compartment. -If anyone else will call me a professor, I WILL BITE HIS HEAD OFF!!! – Alucard screamed -Yes Masta……hahahasorry……….. “Maybe the reading of intellectual literature gave her some sense of humor…” In two compartments away from them were the Valentine brothers, hiding under the seats. Why? Who knows…? Probably because I needed to add some secondary characters to the story, but shut up! The official version will be that Voldemort needed spies at Hogwarts - (Voldemort speaking) I’ve heard the new teacher is coming to Hogwarts and he is really powerful - What are you going to do my Lord? -Do not worry. I’ve send two of the best killers you could ever find (SUCH AN IDIOT LOLOLOLOLOL)
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