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| Two Vampires in Hogwarts |
| by DarknessZ |
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Two Vampires in Hogwarts ***Chapter Five: Adventures in the Night*** *Loud demonic laugh* -Come on Police girl, we need to patrol that castle -Why Masta? -Let’s go, walk through some bedrooms… -But that’s masochism!!! YOU CAN’T LOOK AT FOOD AND NOT EAT IT!!! We need to eat something… someone… -We need to check the castle anyway. Who knows who lives here…? -Ugh let’s go ***Meanwhile*** -We need to try to sneak in the library and find out what synchrophasotron is! -Why Hermione??? -It can be really important, you idiots! -Meet me here, at 1 AM! -Are you tired from sitting here, you poor thing? Well go, take a walk! The coffin waved its back hand and happily ran away, to take a walk in the castle Alucard checked his guns and went patrolling the castle. Victoria grabbed the Harkonnen and went patrolling the grounds. She saw a village, not far away and decided to visit it in the morning. Three retards were slowly sneaking towards the library. Valentine Brothers were just sneaking. Alucard was sneaking with a goal. Professor Snape was walking with weed in his mouth. But he didn’t enjoy the highness. He was depressed ever since the vampire got here. Suddenly, he heard something moving behind him. Snape turned around but saw nothing. The coffin was quietly crawling on the ceiling. He hasn’t been smoking for half of the century. A hand landed on Snape’s shoulder. Behind him, was a two-meter coffin. With arms. He took away the weed, put it in a crack and ran away. Snape was lagging for about two hours and was silently trying to understand what have just happened. Then, he went to his study. There was a little bit left there. He started smoking again. Suddenly, a red-eyed bat got out from under the cupboard. -Why do you feel so bad? -Well, there’s a new vampire in school who took my place. -You want to get rid of him? -Yeah, but how? -That’s how…………………………………. Near the library, the three idiots met the other two. -Hey, bro, someone else is here -Yes, I can sense them… Luke followed the smell and pulled away the invisibility robe. -FOOD!!!!! – Jan yelled -What are you doing here? – asked Victoria. Harkonnen gently hit Jan in the back of his head. -YOOOOUUUUU!?!?!? Then you’re with…. -You are so smart, yes I’m here too – Alucard said, going out of the wall. -Um, Luke, we’re screwed -Definitely – The cheery vampire hunter said. I give you 30 seconds *Loud thumping,* -Oh, free food! -Yeah, let’s blame all on these retards. Remember children, disobeying the rules is dangerous for your health…. -AAAAAAAAH, I’ll kill you!!! – Snape screamed and launched himself onto Victoria with a stolen cross Alucard teleported behind Snape and shot him. -Ah $h!t, I forgot to change the bullets. It’s still salt. But anyway, he won’t be able to seat down for a long time… And where are the other three? -Ran away -Lucky bastards… -Masta, look what I bought -What the hell is that? -Lollipops with blood flavor. They’re so good! -Mmm, delicious! ***Next morning*** -Professor, please, sit down -No, thanks, I can eat, while standing… -Potter, Granger, Wealsey! Prof… I mean, Lord Alucard told me, that you broke the rules! -But he almost ate us!!! -Detention! -Yes, professor McGonagall (I’m not sure I spelled this right) -If you love the adventure so much, you will go to the forbidden forest!!! -Nooooo!!!
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